Friday, March 25, 2005

Gaining Weight

Okay, I know you all think that it is because I have been slack that my midsection is expanding. Happily, that is not the case! My midsection is expanding on its own due to a parasite growing within me. Doctors assure me that once I am rid of this parasite, I will be able to lose weight again but advise me to refrain from losing weight until that time.

Before you gasp in horror and shock at this hideous thing taking place, be assured, it will be fine. The parasite is merely another baby that we are expecting in August.

I am feeling pretty good now and want to restart swimming again. I had planned to begin last week but the pool was drained and cleaned. Call me a sissy but I want to water a bit warmer before I immerse myself in it again.

Check back in late August for details on the new baby and my weight loss attempts that will begin again by October.